Newport Ruined Another Car

"Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips) 02/18/2018 at 20:42 • Filed to: None

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At least it takes away from the ridiculous gap between the roofline and the wheels.

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Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 02/18/2018 at 20:47

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Yikes.

Steve in Manhattan > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 02/18/2018 at 20:49

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This is a non-GM modification?

CB > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 02/18/2018 at 20:50

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I wonder how chassis rigidity is.

Nibby > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 02/18/2018 at 20:50

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Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Steve in Manhattan 02/18/2018 at 20:54

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Yep.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > CB 02/18/2018 at 20:54

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Noodly

interstate366, now In The Industry > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 02/18/2018 at 20:57

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Why was this the first thing that entered my mind when I read the headline?

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > interstate366, now In The Industry 02/18/2018 at 21:00

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Because cigs ruin cars too.

not for canada - australian in disguise > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 02/18/2018 at 21:02

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I...

I don’t hate it.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > not for canada - australian in disguise 02/18/2018 at 21:05

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I mean it looks better than the coupe, which isn’t saying much. But dat chassis rigidity.

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 02/18/2018 at 21:11

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Yeah I’m ok with this. At least they didn’t use one of those bitch basket bars

not for canada - australian in disguise > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 02/18/2018 at 21:11

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True, it’s probably horrible to drive.

Nymphicus Hollandicus > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 02/18/2018 at 21:13

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Wasn’t an ATS convertible actually planned? I remember reading something about a full 3-series-esque lineup before the car was unveiled.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 02/18/2018 at 21:20

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Wrong. Those actually help regain structural rigidity.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Nymphicus Hollandicus 02/18/2018 at 21:20

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IDK, but this isn’t factory.

gmctavish needs more space > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 02/18/2018 at 21:26

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There is an impressively large market for making new cars significantly worse.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > interstate366, now In The Industry 02/18/2018 at 21:27

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There’s something irronic about a Chevy Caprise with “crush proof box” written on it.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 02/18/2018 at 21:28

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No kidding. My boss was a pack a day smoker. Now that he quit he HATES getting into his own car because of the smell.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 02/18/2018 at 21:29

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If this wasn’t a V I’d be in full support

Chariotoflove > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 02/18/2018 at 21:40

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I don’t see a problem, except that it was pointless to use a V car to make a convertible. Kind of a waste there.

ToyotaFamily > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 02/18/2018 at 21:45

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I love how they avoided taking pics with the top up. But jeez, that price tag.

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 02/18/2018 at 21:45

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But they always look bad. Always.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 02/18/2018 at 21:48

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Wrong

WilliamsSW > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 02/18/2018 at 21:54

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Yeah I would rather pay more money for an aftermarket ATSV convertible than an actual factory M4 convertible.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > WilliamsSW 02/18/2018 at 21:56

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I would just buy a Boxter if I wanted a droptop in that price range. But I wouldn’t because I hate droptops.

WilliamsSW > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 02/18/2018 at 21:56

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Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 02/18/2018 at 21:57

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Nah you just proved my point

WilliamsSW > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 02/18/2018 at 22:00

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The M4 is more of a direct comparison here though.

I love convertibles but wouldn’t touch this with a ten foot pole

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > WilliamsSW 02/18/2018 at 22:03

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Fairly similar price point though.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 02/18/2018 at 22:04

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Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 02/18/2018 at 22:04

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Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 02/18/2018 at 22:05

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WilliamsSW > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 02/18/2018 at 22:11

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New M4 convertible runs 85-95k it seems. You’d have to check a lot of boxes to get to 102k

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > WilliamsSW 02/18/2018 at 22:16

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Boxter S starts at $70k.

DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish! > Nymphicus Hollandicus 02/18/2018 at 22:17

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Yes it was, a wagon too.

WilliamsSW > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 02/18/2018 at 22:23

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Boxster and M4 are both better than spending 102k on a Caddy that’s been modified with a Sawzall

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 02/18/2018 at 23:06

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Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 02/18/2018 at 23:07

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Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 02/18/2018 at 23:08

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Spanfeller is a twat > WilliamsSW 02/19/2018 at 01:14

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How about a C63 convertible?

WilliamsSW > Spanfeller is a twat 02/19/2018 at 03:58

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Ooh yeah that would be sweet- would rather have that too then this hack job